Funny Dessert Quotes!

Funny and inspirational dessert quotes for you to use for Instagram captions or greeting cards or gift tags.

Cookie boxes or a pie or a cake or brownies are one of the best gifts ever.

But if said baked good has a funny tag on it, the gift is even better.

Inspirational and funny quotes and captions for sweets

Did you say Pilates or Pies + Lattes? 

Never Make Plans with Croissants, they're flaky.

Life is too short to skip dessert.

Calories don't count on the weekend

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"I want to have a good body but not as much as I want dessert." --Jason love

I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter

Chocolate comes from Coco which is a tree that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

• “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the titanic who waved off the desert cart.” Erma Bombeck
• I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be a doughnut.
• “A party without a cake is just a meeting.” Julia Child

Pilates? I thought you said pie + lattes

Be a cupcake in a world full of muffins.

My brain said crunches but my stomach auto corrected it to cupcakes

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Butter late than never

Calories? I think you mean delicious points

Pro tip: keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting

It’s never too cold for ice cream

Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon.

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” -Julia Child

If you eat cake fast enough your Fitbit will think you’re walking.

I have a skinny girl inside me screaming to get out but I shut her up with cupcakes!

Baking Quotes

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

i’m not sure how many cookies equals happiness but so far it’s not two dozen.

Cake is a four letter smile

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think of was that a donut wouldn’t have done that to me.

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread the next day or toast.

• Sunday carbs don’t count those are the Lords carbs and he wants you to be happy.
• Life is better with sprinkles on top.
• Procrastinate is the art of baking instead of doing something else.

Sometimes we all bake mistakes.

Keep a fork with you at all times just in case cake happens.

Cupcakes are just muffins that believed in miracles.

Don’t get in the car with me if you’re gonna scream every time we almost wreck

I want buns of steel but I also want buns of cinnamon

S’more the merrier

Let’s be brownielicious

My brownie brings all the boys to the yard

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Rock out with your brownie out

I’m not a vegetarian I am a dessertaterrian

I’d go glazy without you

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is just a cracker.

Dare to be a donut in a world of bagels.

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my dessert.

Deserts are like mistresses they are bad for you so if you are having one you might as well have two.

“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.” Mary Poppins

Eat dessert first.

Desserts Spelled Backwards Is Stressed.

I am your biggest flan.

I only have pies for you.

Muffin compares to you.

I like big bundts and I cannot lie. 

If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, technically you only ate one piece.

Love at first bite.

• Bakers make the world smell better.
• Living the sweet life.
• Stressed is dessert spelled backward.
• Life is too short to skip dessert.
• Every bite takes you home.

Don't be afraid to take whisks.

Calories don't count on the weekend.

Bake the world a better place.

Kindness is like sugar; it makes life taste a little sweeter.

Cake is always a good idea.

Save the planet it's the only one with chocolate.

The only circle of trust you should have is a donut.

Everything's better with donuts.

Feeling downie eat a brownie.

Cake is for life, not just for birthdays.

Live, Love, Bake.

Desserts are the fairytales of kitchen - A Happy-Ever-After  to supper.

Sometimes you just need to eat a cookie.

We go together like milk and cookies.

Anything is good if it is made of chocolate. 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

I Sugar coat everything.

A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand.

I could give up chocolate, but I am not a quitter. 

I am a woman and I bake cakes, Hear… Me Roar!

My sweet tooth is tingling.

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.

Butter late than never.

Be picky about your treats.

Keep a fork with you all the time just in case cake happens.

Baking is my happy place.

Life is full of questions, cupcakes are the answers.

Life is too short to say no to cakes.

I don't drown my sorrows, I suffocate them with cupcakes.

Friends are like sprinkles on the cupcake of life.

You can't make everyone happy you are not a Nutella.

You are what you eat so eat something sweet.

Never underestimate the power of cake.

Happiness is having cake in the oven.

If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I have a second stomach for dessert.

Bake till you make it.

When there is cake there is hope and there is always cake.

A cookie a day keeps a bad mood away.

The perfect dessert is like music that makes my taste buds dance.

All you need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

You give me a sugar rush.

A brownie a day keeps the frownies away.

Say no to hate, say yes to pancakes.

There is nothing dessert can’t solve.

The perfect dessert is like music that makes my taste buds dance.

Desserts are the fairytales in the kitchen.

Desserts are the most crucial parts of any meal.

My life motto: always leave space for dessert.

Dessert makes the world go round.

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sounds of my stomach wanting dessert.

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my dessert.

I don’t share the blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share desserts.

I don’t trust people who don’t eat dessert.

I’ve never met a problem that dessert can’t fix.

Don’t dessert me.

I run because I really like dessert.

I’ve never met a dessert I didn’t like.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a slice of cake.

I was led to believe there would be dessert…

I don’t attend any event without dessert.

Dessert is what gets me through the day.

Raise your hand if you don’t like dessert. Exactly.

Sweetest dessert, will you be mine?

Funny Dessert Quotes

Dessert is my lifestyle.

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Cookies in the morning, cookies late at night. Cookies all day, here, take another bite!

Hello, cookies, it’s me.

Friends are nice but friends with cookies are better.

You’re the milk to my cookies.

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